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You Will Never Want An Illegal Butt Injection After Watching ‘Buttloads Of Pain’ (NSFW)

You Will Never Want An Illegal Butt Injection After Watching ‘Buttloads Of Pain’ (NSFW)

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In describing the differences between New Yorkers and Miamians, New Times’ Kyle Munzenreider points out that the Magic City is obsessed with an ample behind:

“The ideal body type for both sexes in NYC is gangly 14-year-old boy with toothpick legs and a lollipop head. Miami, meanwhile, is all about the meatier and the curvier, whether it be the booty in a lady’s Brazilian jeans or the biceps bulging from a dude’s tank top,” he wrote. “At least our unattainable body ideal is slightly healthier.”

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The Beverly Hills Anti-Aging Prescription

The Beverly Hills Anti-Aging Prescription

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“Do you find yourself frequently moody and tired? Are you forgetting things more easily and often? Stressed out by life’s daily challenges? Do you look in the mirror and wonder where your healthy body and youthful appearance have gone? It doesn’t have to be that way. Turn back the clock and improve your quality of life.”

More information about the new book is available here.

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Dr. Andre Berger

 

Staying Afloat

Staying Afloat

Looking back on his infamous 2011 freak-out, Charlie Sheen claimed that a drug had been responsible for the rantings and wild behavior that followed his ouster from Two and a Half Men. But it wasn’t a substance anybody had suspected. As the actor told Katie Couric, “I think I was doing too much testosterone cream.”

If Sheen did get jacked up on the hormone, he wouldn’t be the first aging Angeleno who turned to it in search of an edge. In an era when AARP members are playing muscle-bound action heroes (The Expendables 3 is coming soon), some guys will do whatever’s necessary to resist the effects of time. And pharmaceutical companies are happy to oblige.

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Beauty: Get camera-ready with primer, HD powder – The Orange County Register

Beauty: Get camera-ready with primer, HD powder – The Orange County Register

During a moment in time where the 2013 Oxford Dictionaries Word of the Year was “selfie,” it’s becoming uncomfortably clear that it’s an Instagram-, Facebook- and Twitter-verse. In the spirit of “If you can’t beat them … ,” we share makeup primers and HD powders to help you look your best when being captured forever on camera.

Emmy Award-winning, makeup artist Melanie Mills, who used to be the makeup department head for “Dancing With the Stars,” where she helped create a multitude of winning celebrity looks for the cameras, shares tips. PRIMERS “Primer is great,” Mills says. “Primers do help you look younger and better on camera. Basically, the science of primer is that it fills in pores and creates a clean canvas for the foundation to go on to minimize the appearance of pores and fine lines. Your face appears to be more flawless.”

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Buttloads of Pain – Illegal Ass Enhancements Might be America’s Next Health Epidemic

Buttloads of Pain – Illegal Ass Enhancements Might be America’s Next Health Epidemic

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Ms. Banks, a dancer at the King of Diamonds strip club, showing off her massive, illegally injected ass in a backstage dressing room. All photos by Ben Rosenzweig

The horror that befell Oscarina Busse’s backside began in July 2009. The 35-year-old Floridian felt a dull but persistent itch deep in the meat of her buttocks, one that was impossible to scratch.

It wasn’t long before Oscarina noticed that her butt was changing colors—first turning purple, like a throbbing finger that had been wrapped too tightly with string, and then a cadaverous gray. From there, things got much worse. Her flesh started to crust and painfully peel off until, a few months later, the whole mess collapsed like a badly baked cake. The cheeks of her ass drooped down, loaded with a stew of poisonous goop that collected around her lower buttocks. What had once stood high and felt supple to the touch had become hot and hard and stinging. Oscarina’s derrière had transformed so much that it no longer looked like it was part of a human’s body; her five-year-old daughter mistook her fluid-filled cheeks for a poopy diaper, calling it a “full Pamper.”

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Ke$ha is Dealing with her Issues Correctly, says Weight Loss Expert

Ke$ha is Dealing with her Issues Correctly, says Weight Loss Expert

Ke$ha in the iHeart Radio Music Festival Village 2013 photo room at the MGM Grand Garden Arena, Las Vegas. Photo Credit copyright mjt/AdMedia.

Singer Ke$ha has checked in to Timberline Knolls rehab center near Chicago for issues with her weight.

TMZ reports that this is also the same place Demi Lovato went for her issues. Ke$ha reportedly is blaming producer Dr. Luke — claiming he called her a fat refrigerator. TMZ sources directly connected to Ke$ha told the website that Dr. Luke slammed the singer over the weight she had gained in her downtime post tour. Ke$ha says Luke — a huge producer who has worked with Miley Cyrus and Rihanna — began calling Ke$ha fat and urged her management team to do something about it.

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Top 6 Health and Beauty Trends to Watch For in 2014

Top 6 Health and Beauty Trends to Watch For in 2014

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In 2014 your next medical expert might be a robot. From orthopedics to internists, a wide range of medical doctors increasing are relying on the precision of computer robotics when performing surgeries. Jaime Hernandez, M.D., an orthopedic surgeon at Southern California Orthopedics Institute, is a pioneer in the use of computer navigated knee replacements. 

The New Year brings the promise of major medical breakthroughs in diverse health and healthcare fields — from addiction treatment to dieting, anti-aging medicine to robotics technology. 

It’s also that time of year we find out trend in color for beauty too.

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Top 6 Health and Beauty Trends to Watch For in 2014

Top 6 Health and Beauty Trends to Watch For in 2014

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In 2014 your next medical expert might be a robot. From orthopedics to internists, a wide range of medical doctors increasing are relying on the precision of computer robotics when performing surgeries. Jaime Hernandez, M.D., an orthopedic surgeon at Southern California Orthopedics Institute, is a pioneer in the use of computer navigated knee replacements. 

The New Year brings the promise of major medical breakthroughs in diverse health and healthcare fields — from addiction treatment to dieting, anti-aging medicine to robotics technology. 

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